To launch the site we have a competition to win a Completely Shite tulip-dog table lamp.
It is made of solid acrylic with rotatable leaves on the tulips.

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED
THE WINNER IS SIOBHAN from SOUTHEND, ESSEX, ENGLAND

To win this hideous lamp, just email us a picture of anything that is Completely Shite
with a brief description or story about it, and your name, town or country to,
All entries will be displayed on this site on a separate page.
We will ask for your address only if you win.
I'm afraid we can't accept pictures of people, as they might sue us!
If you want to have a laugh at Completely Shite people, visit Mingers.com
The closing date for entries will be announced later.
If you want more hideous dog related ornaments, visit www.dog-in-a-shell.com

This is a kylemore ornament. It looks harmless enough, until you realise that the majority of these are made about a foot across, weigh a good 4 or 5 kilos and have no use whatsoever. Not to mention the fact that it's poorly painted and looks like ass no matter where you put it. Also, the people who distribute these as gifts generally ask about them every 5 minutes.
From Matt Hannah in Clayfield, Australia.

This is a chicken thing from Dean in Nuneaton.

This item isn't an ornament, but deserves a mention, as it is particularly gross.
If you want to know what it is used for, visit this site. Click Here
It's from Siobhan in Southend, Essex.

Surely you must own a hideous ornament, or know somebody that does.